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Breaking: Choir Director’s Eyebrows Ascend into Heaven as Choir Goes out of Tune

13 October 2019 Los Angeles, California – A local church choir has been thrust into the spotlight as reports are circulating that its director’s eyebrows have been prematurely raptured. “It was truly a miracle,” said long-time congregation member and greeter Jim Dennison. “I was sitting in the pews listening to the choir and suddenly I Continue reading
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Music Major Bedtime Prayer

As I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord the souls to keep Of all my peers who practice late… I thank him that I didn’t wait. Continue reading
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